Excuses Excuses
“I’ve reached the theoretical lifetime limit of withstanding questions about my personal life choices.”
Your last-minute, first-class excuse engine.
It's your pocket-sized escape hatch. Whether you’re dodging a party, escaping a meeting, or bailing on that one guy who always “needs a favor,” Excuses Excuses serves up smart, funny, and wildly creative excuses on demand.
Tap to generate. Copy to send. Laugh while you back out gracefully. It even integrates with iMessage, so you can drop your excuses directly into your conversations without missing a beat.
Wedding? Gym? The dreaded return to office? Choose an OutPack tuned to whatever you’re wriggling out of.
Slide from believable to gloriously unhinged. Same escape, your choice of straight face or raised eyebrow.
Tap once for a fresh excuse, then drop it straight into iMessage. You’re out—and nobody’s the wiser.
Right inside Messages
The iMessage extension lives where your excuses are needed most. Summon a brilliant way out and send it in a single tap—they’ll never guess it wasn’t heartfelt.
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Select by topic and humor level. From believable to absurdly brilliant.
Swipe, select, and send your excuses right inside Messages.
Grab themed packs like “Podium Panic” or even adult editions.
You get just the right excuse at just the right time.
Crafted to make you (and your friends) laugh out loud, not cringe.
Choose your color theme and your character to make it just right.
Brilliantly conceived ways to escape public speaking events
Escape road trips, family vacations, and work travel
Politely decline wedding invitations without burning bridges
Ingenious ways to skip leg day and dodge the treadmill
Sidestep baby showers, gender reveals, and other festivities
Perfect for when your home office setup has achieved perfection
Explain how that assignment mysteriously disappeared
Your next excuse is waiting.